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Elyria Township is one of fifteen townships in Valley County, Nebraska, United States. The population was 167 at the 2020 census. A 2021 estimate placed the township's population at 167.
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Denk is an Austrian rock band from Schwechat near Vienna, formed around the lead singer Birgit Denk, who writes the band's lyrics in Viennese dialect.
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