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Jenny Maria Alversjö is a Swedish television presenter for TV4. She has presented the morning show Nyhetsmorgon at TV4, the show På bar gärning at Sjuan, and Spårlöst. She has competed in the national team in water polo. Since 2014, she has presented the show Kalla Fakta at TV4.
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Guilford Slingsby (1610–1643) was a member of the Yorkshire gentry who was confidential secretary to Thomas Wentworth, 1st Earl of Strafford, and present during the trial which ended in his execution in April 1641.
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